Food Fight

"That boy is a P-I-G, pig." Can you guess what movie that quote is from?
Answer, Animal House. Babs, the sorority girl, said this when John Belushi sat down at her cafeteria table and proceeded to inhale (that's a nice way of saying it) is food.

Maybe Babs would have been more impressed if John Belushi would have been using some fun construction utensils. Pictured above is the "Fork Lift" Fork, the "Front Loader" Spoon, and the "Bulldozer" Pusher found on Amazon. Belushi could have bulldozed his mashed potatoes around the plate before shoving them into his mouth and pretending to be a zit. I realize, if you've never seen the movie you are probably completely grossed out by now. So... go watch Animal House. You'll thank me for it.