There Was An Old Woman...

Who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children,
She didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread;
She whipped them all soundly,
And sent them to bed.

If you have $49,000 lying around and you would like to buy your little princess one damn nice piece of furniture for her bedroom, here is the ulitmate idea. The Whimsical Shoe Armoire sold at PoshTots.com. Seriously though, how cool would this be? It would be even better if it was a play house, not just storage for clothing. At 9 feet tall, it certainly could be.

You might enjoy Ann Landers version better:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she ran out of names to call her husband.